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cleatus

a classic slack jawed yokel type moron.

sheriff Rosco P.Coltraine(dukes)

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

106πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


cleatus

A rare, but very dangerous sexually transmitted disease that only activates in youth pastors.

Justin came down with a severe case of cleatus over the thanksgiving holiday.

by Sean Scheele November 27, 2007

40πŸ‘ 68πŸ‘Ž


cleatus

A Deputy Sheriff on the 1980's television hit, The Dukes of Hazzard

Deputy Cletus arrested the Duke boys.

by Dan Foster June 19, 2003

21πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


Cleatus

A Private Part On The Human Body.

"Ew, Is That Your Cleatus?" Susie Exclaimed.

by Dictonary Helper August 9, 2018

2πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Yeetus Cleatus

Zack you’re not funny

Zack Ellis thinks he’s funny when he says β€œYeetus Cleatus”

by Lol, 69 September 2, 2019

16πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


meaty cleatus

The front visual part of the vagina containing the most surface area and the most β€œmeat”

Goodness my meaty cleatus is meatier that yours.
Ugh these razor bumps on my meaty cleatus hurt!

by Bruthr Pooti January 29, 2018

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Warm Cleatus

When a cold henry is warmed up either by the enviroment or artificially. Will not perform like a cold henry.

-Dag sonny my cold henrys all turned into warm cleatuses
-Well you shouldn't leave them around the house like that when the thermostat is turned up

by Matt Bianca January 3, 2006

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž