Clermont Dust

Clermont Dust:
Step 1- Ejaculate onto a hard surface
Step 2- let dry
Step 3- Scrap it off the surface and grind into powder
Step 4- put into ziplock bag
Step 5- bring it to a party
Step 6- laugh while some dumb ass snorts it

That Clermont Dust tastes a lot like my ex-boyfriend!