The act of shitting oneself while sleeping and also on another person in the bed unbeknownst to them.
My wife's making me sleep on the couch because I had a Cleveland Dreamer last nite.
The act of performing a Cleveland Steamer on an unconscious person.
The bitch passed out so I gave her a Cleveland Dreamer.
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When you wake up from a sleep or nap and your mouth tastes like someone took a shit in it.
I was dreaming of banging a beautiful whore and woke up with a taste of shit in my mouth, it was the proverbial Cleveland Dreamer taste.
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the thing that gives Browns fans a stiffy and solace during the crisp fall evenings when the days shorten and the temperatures drop while the football season is still young: the hopeful prospect of beating the Pittsburgh Steelers, not once, but TWICE, in a single season. This is the maniacal fever dream of all desperate Browns fans.
--Did you hear Reggie going on about the Browns taking it to the Steelers twice this year?
--Yeah the Browns are already 0-5. Reggie's a real Cleveland Dreamer.