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A semi- erect penis often achieved through excessive grinding on females.
"Damn, that rudeboi had a raging clift as he was rubbin on me!"
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The term used for the clitoris of a woman who has a gaping, deep vagina. The clitoris of such a woman appears as the top of a cliff overhanging a canyon.
Rj: "Dude, did you finally get to sleep with Shirley?"
John: "Yeah, bitch was loose, though, I fell off of her clift."
Rj: "Ha! I knew that bitch was a canyon-cunt!"
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Company buffoon, nearly always bearing the surname "Clift".
Clift cannot carry out the simplest of given tasks without either falling over and hurting himself, getting the job wrong and having a tantrum, or causing chaos or mayhem to others and the surrounding area. Then blaming everybody but himself for the resulting carnage. Also been known to bring down satellites and passing aircraft if he touches any I.T. equipment.
"Right, is that order ready for dispatch? It`s a big order, worth millions of pounds".
" No. It`s on fire. There`s blood everywhere and a rhinoceros is trapped in the vending machine".
"Who`s on dispatch???!!!"
"Clift".
"Ah........"
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A real eejit. A person of below average intellect.
The clift got her up the duff.
How would that clift pass an exam?
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Beyond drunk, but before passed out.
Phil set out to get clift, so he started by drinking a bottle of Jack.
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Engaging in any sexual performance with one named Geoff (pronounced Jeff), then having said individual reach inside of your anal cavity with their farm hand and “Grabbing your dinner” and feeding the farm hand for their work.
Geoff loves his husband so much he enjoys a “Dirty Clift” before bed.
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some1 that has a hole in his left pocket and puts all of his stuff inside of that pocket and all of the stuff goes down to the bottom of his pants.
ashley clift also means idiot.
omg stephen you such a ashley clift
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