Climate Emergency

Barbra, Leonardo, Jane, Arnold, Greta, Bono, Amal and Al are in an elevator but someone trumped.

The first climate emergency was called and everyone flew home in their private jets except Greta who was left in the shit.

Meanwhile at Dr Evil’s ad agency.

“I think they’re on to us but we must stay one step ahead. First there was the “ice age”, then “global warming”, “climate change”, “no Planet B” and now “climate emergency”. I think maybe it’s time for “scorched earth” that will tax them.”

“Who is behind this “climate emergency” campaign?”
“Rich old farts.”

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