Clinge Minge

The Clinge Minge is an advanced form of sexual activity that was first discovered during the year 420B.C. Chief, a philosopher at the time was in his bedroom one day, when a furry broke into his house and sexually assaulted him. The furry did multiple things to Chief, but the most “interesting” of them all was the clinge minge. The furry took his hand and shaped it like a claw, and proceeded to grab Chiefs dong. He then went on to yank it as hard and with as much furry power as possible. Chief’s dong fell off, and the furry ran. “It was very vigorous and got me really turned on!” -Chief while in the hospital for his newly ripped off dong.

Chad: “Mommy’s going to give me the good ol’ Clinge Minge tonight!”
Papa: “Oh man, your so lucky! She never did that to me when I was with her!”