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cliticize

The act of a woman criticizing a man. Occurs often when a man is whipped.

Tom: My girlfriend was nagging me yesterday and said I was lazy and stupid.

Jack: Dude, don't let her cliticize you like that!

by Joe Marioso the Plumber December 8, 2008

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clitical

a female masterbation website, clitical dot com, that encourages everyone to learn more about the female body and how to make it work for YOU.

Can also be used as adjective such as 'get clitical' which means you need to learn something about a woman's body.

I dated Joey, but he needs to get clitical before he tries to get someone else in bed. He is all show, and no pony, if you know what I mean. He acts like he knows what a woman is, but he surely couldn't find the important bits on MY body!

by ismirth June 8, 2007

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cliticism

Cliticism is the criticism of someone's clitoris, i.e. too long, too fat, bigger than my penis, etc...

In its verb form, you can cliticize someone.

Person 1: "Sorry to be rude, but I think you should stop waving your clitoris around this airport lobby."
Person 2: "That's okay, I can take some constructive cliticism."

by CS_Pro March 25, 2014


clitical

A place that every man or woman should go to, it will turn you into a sex god if you read enough of it. Even if you're sexually ignorant, inexperienced, good, however good you may be, it will make you better.

Tommy couldn't even get his girlfriend off and they did it once a month, then he went to clitical, and now she's screaming his name every night.

by Arch0wl May 12, 2005

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Cliticizing

When a woman gives out about a man for being a man. The female form of mansplaining, to cliticize is to berate someone for having naturally occurring, benign masculine qualities.

I'll stop mansplaining when you stop cliticizing me

by FactChess May 21, 2020


clitic

1. Reference to a small erectile organ at the anterior or ventral part of the vulva.

2. A word that is treated in pronunciation as forming a part of a neighboring word and that is often unaccented or contracted.

3. A pejorative word used to describe a bitch.

Your such a clitic ho.

by Dick Peters June 10, 2005

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clitical hit

The final act leading into female orgasm. Usually involves taking double damage and combo moves.

Chris shifts into wooden spoon and readies fury thrusts.
Clitical hit! Caren takes 9999 damage.

by Skudmuffin January 4, 2010

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