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clock and cock

Inspired by the show Big Little Lies, "Clock and Cock" is the act of punching a woman square in the jaw, inevitably turning her on then immediately following up with an aggressive pounding.

Example 1:

Friend: Damn, Kate was being a real bitch tonight, I can't believe you let her talk to you like that!
Me: Don't worry when we get home tonight she'll get a good old clock and cock

Friend: That sounds great! Wish my girl wanted the cock after the clock!

Example 2:
Janice forgot to put ice in my drink so she learned from a clock and cock, now my drinks are always refreshingly cold!

by Black Cocksmith June 17, 2017


9' O clock Cock

Morning wood or a penis that is 9 inches when erect.
However, if you give someone the 9' o clock cock, you have sex with them in the morning

Roomate 1: "Hey there, you don't seem yourself, what's up?"
Roomate 2: "My dick.I have the 9' O clock cock."

by Sweptimus March 15, 2015


off the clock on the cock

a phrase to usually a co-worker meaning what you do on your own time is your business

What mark and john do is their business, i mean off the clock on the cock, what ever man.......

by masterdopey October 9, 2009

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Clock Out With My Cock Out

To "call it a day" at work so you can go party.

EMPLOYEE #1: Hey, dude, you coming to happy hour?
EMPLOYEE #2: Hells yeah! It's time to clock out with my cock out!

by StupidExpressions.com October 1, 2009

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