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To be really proud of having a digital watch that shows seconds, almost a desease.
-Excuse me, do you know what time it is?
-Yes, offcourse!
(looks at his watch)
-It is 14 hours 5 minutes and 36 seconds.
-What did you say, I forgot because you used like an hour saying it. You're so f***ing clockwise.I hate you!
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Cool guy and the best tester in a bizarre day he smells handsomely fine and I would really want his cock please please please UwU
Man that Clockwise has a huge cock
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Used to confuse someone in the process of making a counter-clockwise maneuver, causing them to reverse direction against all logic and reasoning. The grinding of mental gears ensues as the individual instinctively reverses direction, thus moving clockwise, even though the suggested "correction" indicated a change to counter-clockwise. Tons of fun at parties.
*someone passes the joint counter-clockwise, away from you*
"No dude, COUNTER-clockwise!"
*the individual reverses direction and passes you the joint*
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The way of left handed people. The opposite direction to how the little ticky things go on your spiderman themed wristwatch.
Many things go anti-clockwise, however to list them would make the world implode.
Craig: "That girl was seriously hot! It's a shame that she walks around that lamp post in an anti-clockwise fashion."
David: "To be fair.. she is left handed."
Craig: "Urgh..."
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A band from Westfield, NJ, with an alt. rock sound along the lines of The Strokes, Franz Ferdinand, The Killers, and Bloc Party.
Hey buddy, did you see the Waterdown Clockwise show last night? It was awesome!
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When the lubliest ting you ever seen gets a hold of stray cats for the moiniest licks you’ve ever seen tru god bless my nan
Liam does whatever the fuck he wants then gives the cat anti clockwise licks on the neck
Another way of saying clockwise. Used by either very stupid people or someone making fun of a very stupid person saying "reverse counter clock wise"
"Not that way asshole, you gotta turn it reverse counter-clockwise!"
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