A slimy, gooey or sticky substance, similar to gloop or goop.
My hands are covered in cloop!
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An extremely uncommon STD contracted solely by homosexual men with exponentially large African-American cocks.
Common symptoms of cloop include, but are not limited to;
- Memory loss
- Explosive diarrhea
- Itch/Rash inside of the meatus
- Bloody urine
I feel bad for Kurt, he was recently diagnosed with the cloop.. poor nigger..
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To hit somebody in the testicles while off guard, but only during a time of competitive game play with a very close friend. Both these are crucial points in classifying nut shots as clooping; this must be an ongoing war/competition between two friends trying to find the right moment when to move forward with a spontaneous attack to the nuts.
Friend A gets home from work, and greets Friend B outside on the Cloopfront porch, as they both continue to smoke their cigarettes. Once Friend B finishes his smoke, he turns around to walk back into their house. Friend A reaches down,and with a striking vertical blow/karate chop, racks Friend B in the balls screaming "Cloop bitch! You've been clooped"
Friend A walks by friend B and back hand slaps friend B in the nuts causing him to fall to his knees in a terribly uncomfortable pain. While laughing Friend C asks friend A what they're doing. "Clooping" Friend A calmly replies with a smirk on his face.
Cloop, Clooped, Clooping circa 2011
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a gap in between one's teeth
Yo, that cloop of yours could fit three quarters, dawg.
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(noun) The scoring of many baskets by a player in the game of basketball.
(Ex.) Man, did you see Kobe score 40 pts. last night. He had them cloops.
(Ex.)
Lebron: Man, I am going to ball you up at the park today.
Kobe: Common Lebron, everybody knows you ain't got them cloops.
Cloop- a mixture of cum, blood, and poop. Cloop often has a distinctly strong odor.
ex: "It smells like cloop in here! We're you two fking?"
"That punks cell smells like cloop!"
"His breath smelled like cloop!"
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