cloud seeding

When waiting for your significant other (usu. female) to finish trying on clothes, and you're feeling gassy (perhaps due to eating Chipotle or because you need to poop). Rather than wait in the husband chair and stew in it, you wander the store leaving little clouds of happiness for others to find.

That Chipotle was so rank, that while Jenn was in the dressing room at Dillard's, I was forced to wander around the women's shoes doing a little cloud seeding. I'm not sitting in my own stank.

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Cloud Seeding

When Individual is jerking off or having sex and it seems they can’t finsih, and mid stroke, they feel someone massaging their prostate and they bust their load all over.

Ayyy Yoo, Can you cloud seed me, I need a little help making it rain.

Last night if it wasn't for you cloud seeding me, I would still have blue balls.