cloudy with a chance of meatballs

Both parties don 3-D glasses; the man comes on his partner's face then puts his balls in her eyes.

Melinda received a text from her boyfriend Brandon that read "Tonight, after the party, I predict it will be cloudy with a chance of meatballs"

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Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs

A very funny movie based on the 20 page children's book, even though it's nothing like it. Flint is a very... strange... guy around 17 I'm guessing who is thoroughly hated. He lives on a very small island hidden under the A in Atlantic Ocean on the map. He has all kinds of weirdo inventions that just cause destruction. He has a monkey named Steve who has a Monkey Thought Translator so we know what he's thinking. One day Flint invents a machine,FLDSMDFR, that turns water into food, which is a good thing because all his town has to eat are sardines. Accidentally, the FLDSMDFR ends up in the sky where it sucks up the rain from the clouds and turns it into food. Everything was great until the mayor became obsessed (and really super fat) and kept ordering too much food from the FLDSMDFR. The food got bigger and bigger. It became a big threat to the island. Flint, Sam, Brent, and Manny stop the machine and everything is OK. To stop the FLDSMDFR, Flint had to stay behind to spray the opening with Spray-On Shoes, and it explodes. Flint is carried down by the Ratbirds in a very cliche way, with half his hair burnt off.

Flint's inventions:
Ratbirds (eat citizens)
Flying Car (it had no wings)
Hair Unbalder(grows hair everywhere)
Remote Controlled T.V. (walks and destroys things)
Spray-On Shoes (don't come off)

Funny quotes from Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs:
Earl Devereaux: You see this contact lens?
Flint Lockwood: Yeah?
Earl Devereaux: This contact lens represents you! And my eye represents my eye!
Puts on contact lens
Earl Devereaux: I've got my *eye* on you!

Flint Lockwood: after realizing Spray-On Shoes don't come off I wanted to run away, but you can't run away from your own feet.

Sam Sparks: Can you keep a secret?
Flint Lockwood: No.
awkward pause
Flint Lockwood: But this time, sure. Yeah.
Sam Sparks: sighs Ok. It was a really long time ago but... I, too. was... a *nerd!*
Flint Lockwood: blankly Too?

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Cloudy With a chance of meatballs

An animated movie, VERY hilarious, and full of humor. It's about a young inventor named Flint Lockwood who lives on a small island called Swallow Falls and has a companion as a monkey with a thought translater named Steve. The movie consists of his motives to make a better experience for his fellow town mates by making an invention to "change the world", which he does by creating a machine that makes food rain from the sky for a better eating experience for his fellow town mates, since his town has turned to eating nothing but sardines and is super invested in sardines becauae they are all miserable sardine-eating shitheads. Ok Yea WE GET IT, Things go awry when the machine shoots up to the sky, the food gets bigger, the machine eventually becomes uncompatible and unstable and starts raining food the size of a dinosaur, threatening to end the world and Flint and other fellow characters, Sam, Manny, Steve, Baby Brent fly out the sky in a plane, destroy the machine, shoot back to earth, Flint and his fellow girlfriend kiss and THE END, HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY. Very hilarious though for an animated movie

-- Flints father opening a shitty, pussy smelling Sardine tackle shop--
( Tim Lockwood )
TIM & SONS SARDINE BAIT & TACKLE ! You feelin it ?

( Flint Lockwood ): Hmhmm...

Cloudy with a Chance of meatballs ; Funniest line

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Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.

When you are having anal sex with your partner and they begin to poop diarrhea during sex, and instead of stopping you continue to push through the waves of poop.

She just kept shitting all over him but he kept going. Guess you can say they were doing a Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.

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Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs

A sexual act. When a man or woman stands over their lover and proceeds to fart and pee on them creating the effect of Thunder and Showers with the final act of defecating on their forehead. The meat ball...

Woman-"Honey, any chance it will be Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs tonight???"

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cloudy with a chance of meatballs

when it's a Saturday night and your so hungers that you just order the entire uber eats menu and your room turns into a food paradise.

charlie - "when we get home from the club whats the weather gonna be like?"

lucas - "cloudy with a chance of meatballs"

charlie - "AING lets get maccas"