Clout Master General

The highest honor achievable by clout chasers. Only upon years on end of constant chasing and successfully chugging 8 Natural Lights may a rookie clout chaser attain the title of Clout Master General. Only one man has ever been granted this honor. All Hail Clout Master General BSmash0903

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Clout Master General Brandon: Ohhh Claire, Come here emmie, Yes chad YES