Something that you eat to gain clout.
Like the clout goggles
"I ate some cloutage cheese and gain more clout"
Cloutage Cheese allows you to gain clout through the eating of cottage cheese. It is basically the good shit that gets you into heaven.
"Every morning I eat a bowl of Cloutage Cheese so that I can grow up and have the biggest clout out of everyone in the world."
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