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Clown Tear

Occurs when a male ejaculates in a woman's eye and it runs down the woman's face. When accomplished, it makes the woman look as if she has tears rolling down her face.

I blew one right in Lara's eye the other night! I gave her a Clown Tear so thick, she was able to blow bubbles with it as it oozed over her mouth!

by James Milhowse November 24, 2010

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clown tears

Slang for pre-ejaculate (also known as pre-ejaculatory fluid, preseminal fluid, or Cowper's fluid, and colloquially as pre-cum) is the clear, colorless, viscous fluid that emits from the urethra of a man's penis when he is sexually aroused.

That girl got me so hot I was shedding clown tears.

by oskie October 26, 2009

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Clown Tears

The tears of someone, usually liberal, that's known for complaining or crying about every decision President Trump makes. Even the smart logical ones...

"yeah man ever since Trump backed out of that Paris deal Tina's been shedding those Clown Tears...

by BirdLi June 8, 2017