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clowne

A large village in Chesterfield. Derbyshire. Clowne is homage to the nationally renowned and praised Heritage School where all students strive to smoke the biggest joint. Upon entering the centre of Clowne, you will be greeted with a good old fashioned upper class Tesco, a Wilkinsons and finally an Aldi. Going past Aldi will take you to what used to be the local skate park for local youths to pal about on and generally just have a fun time. Just up from the skate park is "Kebab shop lane" which as the name suggests, is filled with kebab shops and a little corner shops that runs paper rounds. If you are caught on this road without a standard issue kebab, you will be breaking the local authority's laws. Also in the centre there are 2 pubs to be found, The Nag's Head and The Anchor. The Nag's Head is a timeless classic for comedy LADS and drinkers alike whilst The Anchor maintains a more rather civilized approach to drinking. If you are caught in this area after the time of 11pm, you will likely be offered a fight with the winner's reward being a chicken chow mein from Ma's kitchen just across the road.

Oi nah I've heard people from Clowne are well ard
Wanna pop up to Clowne on the weekend and have a kick about?

by definitionjar August 25, 2016

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clowne

Clowning a person
To make fun of

Apk-crew if your reading this your ass jus got clowned majorly!

by joe December 18, 2004

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Clowned on

When people start making fun of you or bullying you

dude Pablo got clowned on

by fucking shit head counbastard December 2, 2019

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clown

Just a downright fool, someone who there's no other word for other than 'clown' it explains how stupid they can be and how little you think about them

Brad - I'm going to funnel a beer into my but like jackass
Brian - Wow dude you're a fucking clown

by b.esti January 3, 2010

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clown

A situation where you are fooling yourself, or get fooled by someone or something

I thought DAY6 gonna be announcing their comeback tonight, what a clown ๐Ÿคก

by wonipil June 28, 2019

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Clown

Look in the mirror.

friend: whats a clown
me: look in the mirror

by bushmantrash September 23, 2019

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Clown

A wack muthafucka and/or a straight up moron. Someone who is a complete joke to everyone around them. People labelled as clowns are so wack or stupid that no one takes them seriously and just laughs at them, just like a circus clown. If you get called a clown and you're not an actual circus clown, you must respond with instant hostility or else you might as well join the circus.

Guy #1: That guy always says he's the biggest gangsta and balla out there, but he just collects welfare and never even did a crime.
Guy #2: Yeah, he ain't nothing but a fucking clown.

Guy #3: I wanted to rob a store with my boys, but they kept convincing me to rob my girlfriend's house instead. I just wanted to fit in with the group so I just followed along.
Guy #4: You for real? You're a bigger clown than I thought.

Guy #5: Hey bro, someone at the club called me a clown the other night.
Guy #6: Did you stand up for yourself at least? If not, you might as well join the circus muthafucka, I ain't chillin with someone labelled as a complete joke who can't be taken for real.

by Yolen July 5, 2013

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