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Past tense. To have beaten the stuffing out of somebody.
Fav: Word mo fro? What happened to your face?
Dolan: Got into a fight at The Thirsty Whale.
Fav: Against whom?
Dolan: Colby.
Fav: WTF? I thought you guys were friends?
Dolan: He was acting like a real shit bird so I clubber langed his ass.
Fav: Ouch !
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(verb) clubber lange. To deliver a hefty punch, usually a hook, often to the larynx, but mostly to the chin.
I'm gonna clubber lange that chump!
You ever seen the movie Rocky 3? Rocky fights Mr. T's character: Clubber Lang. There is a great scene in the movie where there is a slow-motion close-up of Clubber Lang pounding the shit out of Rocky. The camera is focused on Lang's extremely mean face.
So, the slang definition of "Clubber Lang" is:
verb - the act of making a mean facial expression (by a female) to a male who has unsuccessfully tried to make sexual advances, or "Spit Game".
Yo, i tried to tell that chic near the reggae jawn that she looked good; she just clubber langed me and walked away!
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When you let a big black man beat it up like Rocky in the meat freezer
"Omg girl, I got clubber langed last night and now I can't walk right"
To foam at the mouth and create a scene.
Suddenly the giant Brazilian Tome Morais appears Clubber Lang style towering over Hideo Matsuda in front and shoving him away.