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Clubbing Seals

Very large women that go from one club to another at Pioneer Square.

Damn man those clubbing seals always get in for free, how do they do it?

by blooper July 24, 2003

16๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clubbing Seals

Bashing baby harp seals on the head (thereby killing them) for to procure their pelts for garment making.

"Clubbing seals may be brutal, but it pisses off the PETA fuck-ups so I endorse it wholeheartedly"

by HankanatorX July 2, 2003

29๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clubbing Seals

Another great American Passtime, Generally targeting baby mammals called seals and bludgeoning them over the head with some form of blunt object.
Other passtimes of the sort include kicking puppies, burning the elderly, or listening to eminem (the only one of which I wouldn't reccomend due to the high amount of cruelty to animals).

Eminem meks nasty freaky stangelove to 12 year old groupies while cascading numbers of men and/or women 'impale' his wife on their 'hot man spikes' (See Manloaf).

by K~ August 10, 2003

22๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clubbing Seals

Unorthodox method of batting in cricket, jerky, some would say ugly. Originated in Surrey County Cricket

Stewart's been clubbing seals all afternoon.

by Alan Bail June 16, 2003

4๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clubbing the seal

A variation of the phrase 'breaking the seal' whereby one often has to go to the toilet frequently when drinking, once they have gone for the first time of the evening. However, this version can have a variety of misunderstandings that sound like one is about to commit/has just committed an animal rights abuse.

Used mostly in parts of Lancashire and Cumbria, and in particular Lancaster.

Where have you been?' 'I have just been clubbing the seal'

by BenS1986 July 21, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clubbing the seal

When you're girl tells you she has to take a dump, you follow her into the bathroom. Just as she sits down to start, you shove your dick up her ass and start having anal.

Jennifer and I spent a good 45 minutes last night clubbing the seal.

by The Dawgpound March 22, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clubbing the seal

Verb. When a man strikes his erect penis repeatedly onto a woman's vagina, focusing his strikes on her clitoris. Also known as, "clubbing the baby seal."

Clubbing the seal should only be performed during intimate moments and with the lights on. The woman must be supine with legs fully spread and the man must be kneeling, between her legs. The man should not be too portly. The penis must be fully erect and the labia should be spread open, usually with the assistance of the woman's fingers.

by BooBoo Larue May 23, 2011

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