clune

a person that looks just like you but has down syndrome.

Logan: that kid looks just like me!
Torey: Dude, he is a clune!

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Clunes

(pl. n.) People who just won't go.

(As defined by Douglas Adams' The Deeper Meaning of Liff.)

Foxton Rich-Cashbucks: You clutz, servant, I requested a Long Island Twisterini from you nigh on an hour ago!

Farnaby-Chalmers: I do apologise, sir, I was held up by one boffo of a clune in the foyer. Those clunes get me every time, sir...

Foxton Rich-Cashbucks: And that, my dear waiter, is why you earn merely thruppence an hour, now be on your way.

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Clunes

A hole-in-the-ground just outside of Ballarat, where the rejects, pedophiles and mutants of the world live and reproduce.
Also home to the Bottle Factory and National Bottle Museum

Where do you live?

Clunes mate

Ah, that would explain the extra foot on your forehead and the lack of proper footwear

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Cluned

When you are about to leave work and your supervisor hits you with a convoluted, unnecessary task that is completely useless.

Dude I thought I was done for the day but I just got Cluned, now I have no idea when I’ll be going home tonight

Clune

Transitive Verb:

To strike with immense force.

I'm gonna clune this guy right in the head! = Present Tense

That hockey player got absolutely cluned! = Past Tense

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cluned

The past tense of clean, like cleaned, but only idiots say this.

Mom: clean your damn room!
Jeanay: I already cluned that shit!
Mom: *smack*