Cocaine Aunt

You've heard of wine aunt? Well now there is a hyped up version of that, cocaine aunt.

She is the person in your family that no one knows where she came from, how are you even related? She never seems to really understand what is really going on but now and then will have a surprising incite that no one saw coming and only partly makes sense.

Allison:"What happened to her?"
Alex:"She seems like quite the cocaine aunt."
Allison:"Yaa"

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