cock mummy

A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.

I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room

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Cock Mummy

Cleaning a spent penis of ejaculate/other fluids with soft brittle paper resulting in fragments of paper being left behind.

Fucking cheap ass tiolet paper gave me the cock mummy

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Mummy Cock

When you realy don't feel like taking a shower after having intercourse, but your cock is still wet with vag secretions, you go to the bathroom and wrap your meat stick with toilet paper as to not get your undies wet. Also, Toilet-paper-cock is substitutible.

I wanted to get the fuck out of there so quick I had to mummy cock my dick to get it dry