Cock Pox

An amusing slang term for any of a number of venereal diseases. While the word is most commonly used in reference to gonorrhea and chlamydia, it can describe any STD other than HIV/AIDS. Also known as knob rot, crotch rot, and galloping knob rot. Extreme cases may be classified as Rampant Galloping Cock Rot.

That dirty ho gave me the cock pox!

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Cock Pox

Slang for Herpes. This is used when a friend that never had chicken pox thinks he's finally caught them. He is wrong. CHICKEN Pox are everywhere. Cock Pox, well...

'Yeah, Sean, I have chicken pox, I'm Home and very itchy!"
"But Rob, your Twenty?! Oh... You've got Cock Pox haven't you?"
"Good show, mate, Good Show indeed."

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