Cock Shame

When the owner of a massive penis tries to emphatically deny it as to fit in with the crowd, all the while knowing he is a freak of nature with a pelvis crushing anaconda between his legs.

Michael has a bad case of cock shame, he says it’s a ‘normal’ penis. But I’ve seen it, it’s terrifying.

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cock of shame

Just like a walk of shame, but with your cock. Especially, when your cock decides to be uncooperative and either you can't get it up at all OR you end up ejaculating too quickly. Then your girl is mad at you and you are ashamed of yourself.

John: So, the girl you took home with you last night, was she any good?
Paul: I don't know man...
John: Wtf do you meanmean by that?
Paul: Nothing dude, I totally had a cock of shame last night!
John: Oh, you poor thine! Here, take this blue pill next time.

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pink cock of shame

The shape your Facebook profile and name make when blocked out when reposting your tactical nuclear stupidity, so the thought police don't lose their minds.

Can be other colors as well, but nothing says embarrassment like a big pink cock.

Did you see the pink cock of shame they made about Jessica's question about putting her birth control in her vagina? That shit was hilarious!

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