Premature ejaculation during vaginal intercourse
That girl's pussy was so tight, it made me cock sneeze
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Often mistaken for cocksneeze, a Cock Sneeze is the exact moment of ejaculation at which you lose all control of bodily functions for a split second, hence the sneezing sensation
John- "Man the best part of jacking off is definitely when my cock sneezes."
Adam- "What's wrong with you?"
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when some dude sprays cock juice into a Kleenex.
eww dude, that lil bastard leaves his cock sneeze rags all over his room!
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Evaluation of dickbreathe; Breathalyzer for sucking dick.
Becky: Baby, I swear I didn't suck his dick ;~;
Tyrone: Are you willing to take a Cock Sneeze?
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when some dude sprays cock juice into a Kleenex.
eww dude, that lil bastard leaves his cock sneeze rags all over his room!
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a, an adjective to describe a man who is a bit of a dick. The kinda guy who you want to slap good looking but it would take too much time. He is a cock sneeze.
Julie "John your such a cock sneeze!"
John "yeah Julie i know..."
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A phrase used to describe a complete fucking dickhead
Peter was an absolute cock sneeze of a man his wife divorced him
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