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Individual who soils himself in constrained circumstances e.g. whilst queuing in a tunnel at Alton Towers.
"It's in the bomb-bay, I don't know how long I can hold it in, I think I'm going to Cockman!"
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A term for someone who is hung like a baboon.
"jesus christ, what a cock man"
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The pubic hair that accumulates around the shaft of the penis after long periods of vaginal dominance. The hair forms a ring of hair that resembles a lion's mane.
Student 1: "Dude I have been finding all sorts of chicks to bang! I am even growing a cockmane!"
Student 2: Thanks for the visual...
someone with an unusually large penis
Yeah, I met John last night. He certainly was a cockman!
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(Noun probably)
-Often said alone with no other word before or after, signifying that man has reach maximum man capacity.
-A power status of superior masculinity
-Used to describe a man's ability to man harder than other men.
(Explination 1)
Present in Florida Man Folklore, Cockman is a being of supernatural intensity. It is described as a faceless being that preys on the tormented, reaps the morals of the strong, obscures reality upside down. Forcing life to have no meaning, as numerous celestial anomalies blink in and out of existence. The actuality of ones being is flipped on its end, and Cockman rains Supreme.
(Explination 2)
Thought in other tales he is just some homeless dude who tried to clap female hulks cheeks in doing so. He did. But the friction of the act, combined with She-Hulk's radiation transported him to our detention, as well as the added bonus of ultra male superiority. It is said that if you complete the cockman ritual, and successfully summon him from his interdimentional stasis, the summoners shall each receive an added 3 inches as well as a permanent 6 pack if you bring him some food.
Example: Ernest Khalimov always gives me such cockman vibes.
Or
Ernest: "Cockman"
*superior manliness echoes thouhout the omniverse*
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Massive throbbing erection so fucking yummy oh man his cock tastes like Patricia’s pussy
the Man with three legs is Cockman aidan his cock is fucking fantastic
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The last name of only the most elite mother fuckers on earth. Tough, durable, and won’t back down from challenges. Typically known for drawing in the worlds bad luck and dealing with it like a boss. The weight of this name is a heavy one, passed down from generation to generation, yet the pride that stands with it is double.
“ hey, y’all heard Tommy got into a fight again?”
“ yeah man, I’ll take him on anytime.”
“ nah, not me bro, I don’t fuck with those Cockman’s”