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cock shock

being in shock of the size of your partner's cock the first time you see it.

the second I pulled it out my girl was cock shocked

by m0n1ng September 14, 2009

92๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock shock

A woman's brief loss of conciousness from having an unusually large penis enter her anus far more quickly and deeply than expected.

It was a difficult start but she loosened up considerably once cock-shock set in.

by Anthem March 18, 2003

104๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock shock

verb. The act of shocking someone unexpectedly with an image of a penis, typically one that is very large or a graphic scene depicting multiple cocks.

Types of cock shocks include: a. sending a link to an image of a cock with the recipient expecting a benign link, b. changing someone's wallpaper on their computer or phone screen to an image of a cock without them knowing it, or c. having an image of a cock on your computer screen as someone joins your screen for sharing.

John: Can you send me that link with the directions?
Bill: Sure. Here is the link.
John: Oh my god, that is disgusting!
Bill: Cock shock!!!

During the wedding, Tommy secretly changed the wallpaper of three people's phones to images of giant cocks, thus carrying out a cock shock trifecta.

by JW75 March 29, 2013

40๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock shock

When you build up static electricity and use your penis to shock another person, preferably a sleeping female or bro.

I can't believe you just cock shocked me, bro. Doesn't that hurt your cock?

by Bromski March 6, 2008

63๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock shock

when a guy gets so horny when he's about to have sex and cums before it even starts

He got cock shock from her undressing.

by caz March 18, 2003

15๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock shock

when a female breaks up with you but is unable to have sex with anyone else after you

that bitch has cock shock, she hasn't fucked since we broke up.

by cockshoker June 22, 2004

14๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock shock

when a person goes through emotions that relate to post traumatic stress after being "cock-slapped" by one or more penises.

"Why is Martha so shaky?"
"Oh, because Martha has cock shock."

by hippie du magique August 9, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž