cock-tan

Another name for an older male who is very tan during the winter months and hangs out with the college crowd in public.

Look at this cock-tan at the bar partying like it's 1999.

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Cock tan

A grading of a suntan where the rest of a mans skin is equal in color to the skin tone on his flaccid penis.

Not to be confused with George Hamilton who is a Tan cock.

I am not going to the beach this summer until I at least get Cock tan.