Cockroach paste

Cockroach paste is a common homemade paste that many people make, it involves grinding up cockroaches and chucking them in a blender. Many famous people including famous Indian Quora users Reyansh Manish Akshay, Rahval Bahavat Agnihorti Pateli, Mpasa Onwuateugwu and the famous Sudanese Governor Sabaray Abiduku. Cockroach paste involves setting up traps around your bins and around your toilet seat. These traps will help capture these Cockroaches and once you have collected say 3,562 cockroaches you should be able to chuck them in your dungeon for 3 years and 45 days or if you prefer in your freezer for 1 year and 87 days. Once you take the cockroaches out from your dungeon or freezer you to grind them up in a mortar and pestle for approx 53 minutes and 32 seconds. This will allow the cockroaches to be perfect for blending. Once you have blended your cockroaches for about 7 mins and 39 seconds you can take them out. You need to make sure that the mixture is solid enough to eat with a spoon but also liquidy enough to put in a drink.

Student: Just made some Cockroach paste after roasting my cockroaches in the dungeon for 3 years and 45 days.
Whole School: DAYE GEHHHHH!