Cocktimus Prime

A giant cock, too large and powerful to be called Cockzilla. It is the Cock of Cocks.

Last night that bitch I was with almost knocked herself out cold when she had her head too close to my balls as Cocktimus Prime was transforming. Dumb bitch, so I used Cocktimus Prime's main weapon, the baseball bat swing, and knocked her skank ass out anyway. All hail Cocktimus Prime.

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Cocktimus prime

A cocktimus prime is a dildo large enough to be a love seat or, alternitavely, small chair.

"I just got done using my cocktimus prime on my wife, I'm just glad to sitting now." he winced a tad after his sentence.