coconuted

1. the act of applying coconut body shop lotion to your legs
(and telling people)

Chels: I just coconuted my legs
Phil: coconuted is not a word
Nat: yes it is. cus i just coconuted my legs too.
Chels: now we have silky smooth coconuted legs.

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coconut

Racial term used in Australia and New Zealand to describe someone from the Pacific Islands (mainly Tonga and Samoa). Can sometimes be synonymous with Fob.

Sione is a coconut

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coconut

n. a person who is tan on the outside (mexican, indian, philipino) and white on the inside

Jenny is a coconut

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coconut

a sex movement when the girl is riding the dick and she spells out coconut with her hips.

“Babe do the coconut uno that makes me buss fass” 🤩

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coconuts

Devices, usually imported from tropical climes, that can be banged together in lieu of riding a horse.

"You've got two empty 'alves of coconut, and you're banging them together!"

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Coconutting

When you have sex with a coconut and ejaculate into it.

I walked into my friends room only to catch him coconutting.

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coconut

A less harsh of a way to call someone an idiot.

Teacher: People are starving in countries out in Africa and Southeast Asia. *Points to student. So, Kevin, what can we do to help these starving people?
Kevin: Uhhh, maybe we can teach them how to cook?
Teacher: No, coconut! How can we teach these people how to cook if they don't have food in the first place?!

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