Code Pimp

Somehow who pimps out development resources like a boss.

John : Hey chooch you need some sweet front end dev work?
Matt : How much?
John : 2 days with my resource, anything you need. 85/hr
Matt : Alright, its a deal.
----Later
John : Yo, Lisa you are needed for some front end work downtown, 2 days a week.
Lisa : Come on Johnny...I need to smoke up and vacuum my walls.
John : Don't make me pimp slap you! Move!
Lisa : Friggin Code Pimp!

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the pimp code

The Pimp Code when you want tell a friend about a hot chick. what you do is, using the clock method, tell them where they are. Then use 1,2,3 and 4.

1- they are hot looking.
2- they have nice big tits.
3- they have an amazing ass.
4- they have gorgeous legs.

so when you use the code, you tell them where they are, using the time, and then using 1,2,3,4 to describe them.

this is perfect for those times when you dont want them to know that your talking about them!

Using The Pimp Code
there is a chick behind you, and shes super hot and got nice tits

"dude 6 o clock, 1 and 2"

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