Code Orange

One of those "ouch" moments where you know you need something strong for pain.

Some things that may cause a code orange:
- Banging your arm
- Gardening
- Running + stooping
- Lifting a big TV
- Falling while ice skating

"That woman fell while she was ice skating. She's okay, but I bet that knee is sore, and that could be a code orange."

"He's going to need some medicine with muscle for that code orange!"

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Code Orange

A special color code denoting the real-time and/or inevitable lose of a males virginity. This term is reserved for use in only the most severe cases of Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA). These individuals are usually in their mid to late twenties and/or older (i.e., the majority of male westerners lose their virginity long before their mid twenties, usually in high school or college thanks to hormones, peer pressure, underage drinking, drugs, etc…). This code is usually sent via cell phone text messaging, usually by first hand witnesses, to friends and associates of the male virgin in question in order to inform that after years of LTMSA the virgin has finally entered into adulthood and “popped their cherry.”

Code Orange!! Code Orange!! Chris is finally going to have sex for the first time at the age of 30.

There was a Code Orange situation last night. Paul lost his virginity to some hooker and give her the Fidel Castro.

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Code Orange

Mad beyond belief
Disappointed more than ever
Pain that forced a body numb

This is a code Orange. I will not tolerate this non-sense any longer. I do have self respect and so you will have to put in some major work if you want to repair the damage and be in my life. Either grow up and act like a husband, or grow a pair and tell me to move on. But I refuse to lety guard down for someone that will cross that line. I have not done a thing to deserve this.

SO, will you take action for the code Orange, or are you just a step? Sook.

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Code Orange Kids

A badass band from Shittsburgh. They're hardcore punks with a bit of a ska/streetpunk background.

Person 1: Wanna go see Bon Jovi?
Person 2: They fucking suck. Let's go see the Code Orange Kids.

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Code orange

A burning butthole

"Oh god, I've got a code orange"

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Code orange

A code meant to alert a significant other of a potentially embarrassing run in with a past sexual partner. This is to be able to tell them in front of children or other family or co workers etc. without having to explain in an awkward Situation.

(At your child’s 4th grade open house in a new school)
Him “oh god, code orange by the pencil sharpener “

Her “ in the dress? Or the boob shirt?”
Him “ boob shirt “
Her “oh, buddy, good job”