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Coffee chick

A "Coffee Chick" is a girl that will always be willing to know everything that is happening in your girlfriends life. Such as your private sex life, inter-relationship arguments and e.t.c. Your girlfriend's Coffee Chick will address herself as your friend, but always approaches you with a glare.

The vise-versa (a Boyfriend's guy friend), is often referred to as a "Beer Buddy" or "Beer Bud". This friend will listen, but often will be drunk so forgets it the next day. Or her doesn't care.

A gay man, who is best-friends with your girlfriend, is a "Coffee Guy"... same thing.

Coffe Chick: C'mon... Tell me. What happened with John last night?!

Mary: He doesn't want me to tell you.

Coffee Chick: Don't listen to him! I'm your Coffee Chick!

Mary: Okay! Okay! Well... Last night, John sorta... You know.

Coffee Chick: Again?! He needs to... Control that.

Mary: I know. *chuckles.

Coffee Chick: Hahahahaha!

They both break out in laughter.

by KoRnMeal;( July 11, 2012

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