Coffee Cock

Spilling any liquid; primarily coffee, wine, or cranberry juice on your lap or lap area, resulting in sticky genitals and shoes.

"I was driving to work with a mug full of coffee in my hands, I slammed on the breaks and spilled it all over me. A total Coffee Cock!

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Coffee Cock Block

a person that stands directly in the middle of the sugar, milk, straw and napkin dispensers so that no one else can get near them.

Coffee Cock Block-When you are trying to add milk or sugar to your coffee, or get a straw or napkin and the person at the station is strategically blocking everything and you can't get near it.

chicago coffee cock

Verb- when a women drinks coffee and leaves it in her mouth while giving a man oral sex. Often times this is accompanied by a sprinkled doughnut around the genitalia of the man.

While drinking her starbucks, jill gave jack some incredible chicago coffee cock to start the off his week.

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Costa Coffee and Cock

The Middle class Teenage version of Netflix and chill, cosmopolitan teens grab a coffee share it and end up going home and engaging in sexual activities

Craig: Hey Lisa wanna netflix and chill??....
Lisa: Oh darling thats so chav and scroat like , why dont we grab a coffee?
Craig: I Guess so but i hoping for some action!!..
Lisa: well let's go Costa , then we can Costa Coffee and Cock!..
Craig: what's that??
Lisa: the middle class posh version of Netflix and chill
Craig: kk, Kool

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