Coil snake

Outdoor shit

Watch where you step, i left a coil snake iver there

coiled snake

One long, continuous turd purposefully left in the toilet by its former owner as a "trophy shit".

It spirals around the inside of the bowl, showing those who enter the John Q. Public afterwards just how supremely talented, artistic, and considerate, its manufacturer is.

KAREN: Wow, that was fast!

WILLY: Yeah, well, I didn't use the John, because there was a coiled snake in one stall ...

KAREN: A coiled snake! Oh my God! Did you tell the manager?

WILLY: No, honey, someone left a big, huge, turd in the John. It stunk like Hell, and I wanted to flush it, but it was laying on top of a gigantic TP plug. And the other toilet had john cummings on the seat.

KAREN: Whose that?

WILLY: You know (doing a "jerk off" motion) like "dick cummings" or "peter cummings" but on the john.

KAREN: Oh.

WILLY: On the way back, I'm checking out the gas station across the street, maybe they take better care of their John Q. Public!

KAREN: I get it! You mean CUSTOMERS, right?

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Coiled snake nunchuck

An aggressive sexual act in which one partner lies down in a fetal position, similar to a coiled snake, and the other partner brutally penetrates the anal region, similar to the aggressiveness and precision of nunchucks. Not suggested for beginners.(or anyone really)

Dude 1:"The other night I gave my girl the ole coiled snake nunchuck after she made me watch all 4 twilight movies. It was lifechanging bro."

Dude 2: "Sick bro."

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The Coiled Snake

The act of inserting only the shaft of ones penis into the anal cavity of a female. This is done by folding the limp flaccid dick, and cramming it into a tight ass.

"Did you really fuck her in the ass with you limp flaccid folded dick?"

"Yeah dude, I totally gave her the coiled snake!"

"Nice!"