First, you slap-chop a mixture of cheeseburger, garbage and croc sandals while a group of illegal Mexican immigrants lick your butt hole. Then you lube yourself with said mixture and begin to forcefully insert yourself into a cardboard cutout of Ryan Seacrest. All the while listening to Reba McEntire's album "The Last One to Know".
Last night, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. So after crying during American Idol I completed Colbert's Nation.
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Noun, Colbert Nation is a cult run by Stephen Colbert, the son of god and our savior.
Are your going to the Colbert Nation weekend camp?
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An unstoppable force of humans and reptilians joined to carry out the commands of Stephen Colbert.
Q: Which group is stronger: The Borg from Star Trek or the Colbert Nation?
A: Colbert Nation
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The greatest nation that god has given to mankind and mancruel.
Colbert Nation is the greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls.
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