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When the weather is so cold, you shout this in the street to let everyone know how cold it is.
"Fuck me, it is as cold as a cunt out here"
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the annoying cunt/s that has been ringing my gaff on a daily basis for the last two months trying to sell me shit that i don't need.
should really target the elderly or disabled.
"hello and how are you today?"
"fuck off, I don't want to buy any of your shit and i told you the same thing yesterday"
"oh, that's nice...well I am wondering if perhaps you may be interested in purchasing a..."
"FUCK OFF!!!"
*hangs up phone*
"who was that on the phone?"
"just one of them cold calling cunts"
"man, i hate those guys"
"nah, this one was a bitch"
"man, i hate those bitches"
*phone rings at the same time the next day with the same or some other cunt on the end of the line*
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the female version of blueballs
"girl, that dude totally gave me a cold cunt last night"
the annoying cunt/s that has been ringing my gaff on a daily basis for the last two months trying to sell me shit that i don't need.
should really target the elderly or disabled.
"hello and how are you today?"
"fuck off, I don't want to buy any of your shit and i told you the same thing yesterday"
"oh, that's nice...well I am wondering if perhaps you may be interested in purchasing a..."
"FUCK OFF!!!"
*hangs up phone*
"who was that on the phone?"
"just one of them cold calling cunts"
"man, i hate those guys"
"nah, this one was a bitch"
"man, i hate those bitches"
*phone rings at the same time the next day with the same or some other cunt on the end of the line*
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The female version of being "Cock Blocked".
Man! Did you see that? That grenade just Cold Cunted the shit out of me.
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a cold cunt shunt is the insertion of a hard penis in a tight very cold dry vagina
liam: i cold cunt shunted jenny hard last night she was so dry i got friction burns
ben: daym
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That Goulburn, its a cold cunt of a place, wouldn't catch me there for quids mate.