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When a guy gets really horny, he takes a cold shower to cool down a bit...
Karl: damn girl, u wanna take this to the bedroom?
Girl: Karl u need to take a cold shower!
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When your taking a shit and cold water splashes onto your asshole.
I got a cold shower at Arbys once.
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adv. 1) completely and absolutely dreadful 2)ugly, displeasing, revolting, or otherwise...suck 3)anything that is the opposite of totally boner
Dude, your hairpiece is so cold shower.
Jenny, let's lose that guy who's following us on the unicycle - he's so cold shower.
You have to shave that mustache, Jim. It's too cold shower.
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When a male or female is horny.
Take this and you’ll get rid of it.
Girl one: did you see what John did.
Girl two:yeah now I need to take a cold shower.
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A cold shower is a shower taken in cold water to relieve stress and clear inappropriate thoughts
Tod: I’ve been thinking inappropriate thoughts lately
Karla: Take a cold shower my guy
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The cold shower (or TCS) is a site created by the awesome B. and it's dedicated to Robert Pattinson. It's also well known about the Robporn (see definition). It's not fitting for people under 18 or people who are prudish enough to not appreciate a good naughty fun. Also on a side note the followers of this site (usually women) like to call themselves Rob_h00rs. The site has nothing to do with Twilight (the books or the movies). It's all about Rob. So please haters should stay away.
"I'm going to check The cold shower for some new good Robporn."
"Did you saw the picture on The cold shower. It was so hot."
"Oh you are such a Rob_h00r! You spend all your free time on The cold shower."
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When a guy is in the shower and masturbates to relieve his sexual frustration.
(cleanest way ever...)
(Over the Phone)
Jessica: "Boy you were in there for quite some time?"
Rick: "Yeah well i had to take a Cold Shower, because you were away in New York"
Jessica: "Are you really that horny?"
Rick: "Yeahhh"
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