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When your girl reach over to give your morning wood a hj and you ain't up, but her hands be so cold you almost wake up and almost die.
Dy'mand's hands were so cold when she reached down to rub out my morning wood, I woke up and saw my life flash before my eyes. Girl outta know not to give a guy a Cold Start
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A cold start is where two people of the opposite gender are about to start intercourse and the male puts at least 4 ice cubes into the females virginal region.
Me and my girl were making out then she got horny and I had to start it off right with a cold start
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Step 1: put 2 feet of anal beads in a man/woman
Step 2: Knock them out with starting fluid on a rag
Step 3: Rip the beads out as fast as you can as many times as needed to wake them up
Got fuckin’ thundered off a couple Busch lattés and ended up givin’ ‘er the old Ohio cold start
When you live in Canada and you get a DUI, so you get a blower in you’re truck, you have to giver the old Canadian coldstart by blowing before turning the ignition, cold starting the truck
“Oh fuck brad got a DUI, he’s gotta giver’ the old Canadian cold start to get to work i suppose”
Trying to masturbate, but starting out flacid.
Fuck man, I tried getting one off last night but had a cold start.
A cold start is when you take a car immediately to the pay n spray after a mini shooting rampage and take off after with no wanted level in Grand Theft Auto. Your car is never hot!
Link: why’d ya cold start? You coulda had it by just running down the straight away!
Me: I shot a cop and I didn’t want to lose my Cognoscenti!