Colin lips

After a frivolous night on the princess juice ( red wine ) , a build up of arid grape paste will present itself apon the drinkers lips . This is akin to a mild bruising , slight inflammation or extreme chapping of the lips. The special powers unlocked by this lip ailment include : increased sexual appetite , essential necessity for sexual degradation , almost complete numbing of the pain receptors and a complete loss of all social graces.

booze hound : "oi bar keep give me a red of glass wine " ?
bar keep : " no chance sir, u have Colin lips, an could u please refrain from spitting in my face while talking "

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