collosseum night night

When you drink a few $5 bottles of wine at a festival in Rome and wake up hours after it’s over in a porta potty. Now you are drunk and lost

*5 am door bell rings
Brad: what happened?! We lost you at the front of the stage

Matt: buddy! I woke up in a porta potty at the festival and there wasn’t anyone around!!
Brad: you mean the Collosseum night night?