Colorado Steamer

The Art Of Defecating On Your Lovers Chest While Having Sex In The Snow

While Have Sex Out Side In The Snow John Decided To Warm His Partners Chest With A Colorado Steamer There For Doing His Version of The Cleavland Steamer In The Rocky Mountains In COLORADO

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colorado steamer

Leaving a steaming pile of bodily fluid (feces, semen, etc) on someones chest after they pass out from a rigorous night of hard sweaty sex.

after the bitch passed out I left a colorado steamer on her chest.

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Colorado log steamer

The act of taking a shit in a bag and dropping it down a wood stove jack ( pipe). Typically done to a group of hunters after offending another hunting party.

Those dicks took my hunting spot, I’m going over there tonight and giving them a Colorado log steamer