Coming or Going

When someone is so fat, if you could only see their midsection, you'd wonder if they were facing you or facing away.

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A - Damn, look at that fat bitch!
B - Coming or going.

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Rosie O'Donnell has a genuine case of "Coming or Going"

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Come and go

When a man is doing a lady from behind, as he is about to cum, timing with his thrusts has to be critical, but as he thrusts the final few times, every time he makes a thrust he says "Im - never - gonna - talk - to - you - agaaaaaaaaaaain!" Then the man just gets up, leaves his clothes where they are, and walks home in the nude.

"Did you see John walking down the stree naked the other day? What was with that???"

"Yea, he was with Jessica, and he gave her the ol' 'Come and Go'"

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easy come easy go

A proverb meaning if something good happens easily it easily can be taken away or destroyed

Money a good example of Easy Come Easy Go

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easy come, easy go

when you show up to fuck, but you see a used condom in the trash

"yo me and jules were gonna fuck but it was easy come, easy go when i found a fucking used condom in the trash and her ex avi's shirt in the bathroom"

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Better Coming Than Going

The phrase "better coming than going", describes a girl or guy who looks really hot while walking towards you, however looks particularly average from behind, while he/she is walking away.

Mike: "Damn... check out this girl coming down the footpath - the blonde".
Dave: "Hell yes - she is stunning..."
** Girl Walks Past **
Dave: "...however better coming than going - that ass is terrible."

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Come here go away

Used to express contempt toward someone or something. Equivalent to "get out of here" but carries a sarcastic meaning.
Can be sometimes used as a variant: "Come here fly from here!"
Is sometimes used along with leave me in your mother.

A: "What's up man? Want to go to the beach today?"
B: "Come here go away!!! You crazy? It's so hot I can't think of anything but a cold shower!"

or

A: "Man, did you see Cruvi and the others on the bike race today? They were great!"
B: "Come here fly away! The man barely knows how to ride on a straight line!"

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Come & Go

I try to be everything that I can
But sometimes I come out as bein' nothin'
I try to be everything that I can
But sometimes I come out as bein' nothin'
I pray to God that he make me a better man, uh
Maybe one day I'ma stand for somethin'
I'm thankin' God that he made you part of the plan
I guess I ain't go through all that Hell for nothin'
I'm always fuckin' up and wreckin' shit, it seems like I perfected it
I offer you my love, I hope you take it like some medicine
You tell me, ain't nobody better than me, I think that there's better than me
Hope you see the better in me, always end up betterin' me

I don't wanna ruin this one
This type of love don't always come & go