A former Spectre who has recently taken to swindling shopkeepers into giving him discounts.
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite store on the Citadel.
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An extremely sexy individual who has seen more pussy than Pornhub
Commander Shepard: We'll bang okay?
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The most epic video game character. Ever. From the Mass Effect games.
I was playing Mass Effect yesterday, and Commander Shepard is the most epic character ever.
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Commander shepard is an epic character from mass effect, so epic that seeing him makes you go pawg
Bro 1: you can fight like a krogan, run like a leopard, but you'll never be better than commander shepard
Bro 2: stop quoting cool songs about video games made by miracle of sound
Commander Joe Shepard is Joe Mama as Commander Shepard. Joe is a silly goose that likes sand and Mass Effect.
Woah, that guy is a silly goose- he HAS to be Commander Joe Shepard.
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