Common core

How about when the hw is 1+1 and the test is "two trains are going in opposite directions traveling and the speed of Lauren. If one of them stops for a lunch break at around 12 pm how many cupcakes are needed to but a human soul?"

Common core question: Joe has 250 watermelons and needs 300 how many does he need to buy? Students: why the hell does someone need 300 watermelons?

common core

No Child Left Behind on steroids and with a different name. Which the Democrats and some Republicans still support for some reason. Basically it's like Obamacare for education. Mark my words, it is going to be an even bigger failure than NCLB and will probably affect students with special needs especially negatively.

Person A: Why do Democrats give the GOP so much trouble about NCLB and then turn around and shove Common Core down our throats?

Person B: I have no clue but they are both terrible programs.

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Common Core

A shit method of teaching kids because teachers are retarded as fuck.

This teachers teaching me math in a common core way so i want to kill myself.

Common Core Math

Math that make zero sense, and has no daily appliances.

Common Core Math in a nutshell:
If Tony has 9311 apples and then eats 4321 oranges. How many pancakes does he have left over?

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common core lesbian

A female student who sleeps with a female teacher to get an A. In the United States.

Man! I really need to get A in this class. I really wish I was a Common Core Lesbian!

Common Core Math

Common Core math is the rotten stuff they teach kids at school. But let's get real. We hate it because it's making our kids smarter than us. During quarantine, I'm perfectly fine teaching my 1st Grader. But Common Core has made my fifth grader smarter than me.

Me: What is a scatter plot?
Child: It's a diagram, mom.
Me: This doesn't make sense.
Child: It's Common Core Math, Mom.

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Common Core Math

The worst homework ever

Teacher: Do pages 122-125 on the Workbook
Students: NOOOO

3pm: Starting Homework
4pm: Stuck on first page
4:30pm: Still stuck

5pm: Tries Brainly *realizes you need brainly plus*
6pm:Second page
7pm: Dying
8pm: Dinner
9pm: Gets distracted
10pm: has to shower
11pm: Still not dont with homework

Next Day: Ok show pass your workbooks up

*GETS AN F*

Common Core Math is a way to get kids grades down

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