Commonwealth of Australia

A neoliberal oligarchy based in Canberra that somehow has jurisdiction over an entire continent. Has never held any international significance and its politically uninvolved population could not care less.

guy 1: so on Wikipedia the country's official name is the Commonwealth of Australia
guy 2: what the fuck is a commonwealth?

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Commonwealth of Australia 🇦🇺

Australia, the sixth biggest country where you find signs “like appropriate footwear must be worn while on the premises”
lots of kangaroos 🦘 and spiders, yeah.

Australian: Hiya Mate!
Canadian: Hi Eh?
Spiders and kangaroos attack the Canadian
This is what happens in the Commonwealth of Australia 🇦🇺 such a happy life.