competence

The art of performing a simple or non-simple task without fucking everything up

Our college notes were written by someone who clearly hasn't got competence

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competize

When everything is going well but one person says/does something to change everything

"Yo boys let's get rowdy tonight!" "Naah man, gotta do this assignment." "BRO WHY YOU ALWAYS GOTTA COMPETIZE?"

"Yo we still getting sushi today as we agreed 3 years ago?" "Naah sorry guys today is hot yoga day" "STOP COMPETIZING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH."

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competent

Having the skill and knowledge needed for a particular task; capable.

Any competent lawyer can draw up a will.

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Competional

One who is highly competitive and confrontational.

Derek is competional when it comes to winning games.

competent

Being able to do things well.

Donald wasn't competent at business. He went bankrupt thrice.

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compete

To give it your all and know you didn't leave anything on the field.

To play through the pain, and never give up.

Always compete, and never quit.

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competer

One who competes. Also how a retard says the word "computer."

Tumor the retard says, "I want to play with my competer mommy now!"

"Look at Woody and all his competers! You know he will come out on top!"

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