Compu

A abbriviation for the word 'computer' in the internet world.

"My compu froze"
(My computer froze)

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compu-rage

A state of undue hositility or anger towards ones computer, similar to road rage

I have total compu-rage right now; I'd love to throw this piece of crap right out the window

Compu-porn

Pornography involving a computer, or any technological products, including microwaves.

Keep your compu-porn off the chat, go make a web series abbout it, or something.

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compu-dave

one who spends an extreme amount of time on the computer, related to computer addiction.

Man that guy spends all his time playing pinochle on yahoo, he's turning into a real compu-dave.

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compu-tater

A person that spends all of their spare time in front of the computer....for amusement. Updated version of the "Couch Tater"

That girl is such a compu-tater....she sits in front of tat thing all night.....ya can tell too....just look at her ass!

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Non Compus Mentus

Latin for "not complete of mind", basically meaning "stupid". See: Ignoramus.

Bob: Hey, Mark...
Mark: What?
Bob: You're non compus mentus.
Mark: I don't know what that means, but fuck you anyway.

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