concert douche

Dumbass guy who thinks his girlfriend needs to wrapped in his arms the whole time in the front row of show and gets pissed if someone in the crowd hurts her.

Guy1:
"That concert douche wants pussy so bad"
Guy2:
"this crowd is nuts what the fuck is he thinking?"
Guy1:
He's thinking he wants his girl in the hospital bleeding from the face.
Guy2:
No shit? Concert Douche!

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