Concord Mills

Hell on Earth. A shopping mall shaped in a loop approximately one mile around, located in Concord, NC. As if this cesspool wasn't bad enough, twice a year the area is infested with rednecks with a penchant for NASCAR. Stay away from this place at all costs.

If you must venture to this human wasteland, beware of illiterate morons. They appear incapable of reading traffic signs telling them to keep moving or signs with mall operating hours. Most of this breed are unable to drive as well.

Mall Employee #1: God, I hate working at Concord Mills. This place is hell.

Mall Employee #2: *Looks at mall surroundings* Funny. . . I always thought hell would be hotter. . .

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